SYSTEM_LOG_404.TXT
OFFLINE
> INITIALIZING SOUL EVALUATION INTERFACE...
> DEATH OCCURRENCE DETECTED: HIGHWAY M-12 // CAR ACCIDENT // HEAD-ON COLLISION.
> WARNING: SOUL REJECTED FROM BOTH GATES DUE TO EQUAL MORAL WEIGHT.
> REASSIGNING TO: DEPARTMENT OF TRANSITIONAL BALANCING.
> POSITION: CUBICLE DECIDER (GRADE-IV).
> YOUR DUTY: Read the records of deceased humans. Press the stamp. Send them to the GOOD PLACE, the BAD PLACE, or PURGATORY.
> CRITICAL RULES: Each decision alters your karma ledger. The scales must settle. Where they go is up to you. Where YOU go depends on what you do.
> AWAITING DECIDER ACTION...
